watervole: (Flydale North)
With the election approaching, it seems only right to formally announce that I will be standing for Ruler of the Universe at the next Redemption Convention.

"Harriet Jones, Ruler of the Universe"

"We know who you are!"

My policies are honesty, integrity and strong defence for Earth against alien invasions of any kind.

Clearly, the best way to prevent aliens invading is to rule the entire universe and bring the benefits of British culture to everyone.  A wider Commonwealth in which all species will be welcome as long as they are peaceful.

I'll be looking for volunteers to help with my campaign.  Members of UNIT and Torchwood are especially welcome, as are people with publicity/organisational skills.  In the interests of full employment and a vibrant economy, we guarantee to find suitable jobs for all volunteers.


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Judith Proctor


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