Harriet Jones: Ruler of the Universe

[watervole]

With the election approaching, it seems only right to formally announce that I will be standing for Ruler of the Universe at the next Redemption Convention.

"Harriet Jones, Ruler of the Universe"

"We know who you are!"

My policies are honesty, integrity and strong defence for Earth against alien invasions of any kind.

Clearly, the best way to prevent aliens invading is to rule the entire universe and bring the benefits of British culture to everyone.  A wider Commonwealth in which all species will be welcome as long as they are peaceful.

I'll be looking for volunteers to help with my campaign.  Members of UNIT and Torchwood are especially welcome, as are people with publicity/organisational skills.  In the interests of full employment and a vibrant economy, we guarantee to find suitable jobs for all volunteers.

Comments

[littlemissjane.livejournal.com]

I hope you are still campaigning for cottage hospitals.

PS: Love the icon!

[watervole.livejournal.com]

The icon is by Red Sharlach.

[lonemagpie.livejournal.com]

I'd keep an eye out for Doctors who diagnose tiredness....

[watervole.livejournal.com]

Amateurs with no recognised qualification on this planet.

[lonemagpie.livejournal.com]

I agree! With the Gene Genie as Guvnor of the Universe, doctors from any planet would have to have proper qualifications and diagnose proper bloody diseases, if they don't want to be using their stethoscopes as surgical trusses.

They should stick to sewing up cuts and bullet holes and keep their noses out of politics.

[watervole.livejournal.com]

I can see that we may agree on a few areas of policy. Not all by any means, but some...

[mingmerciless.livejournal.com]

"I agree with Gene..." :-)

[linda-joyce.livejournal.com]

You have my vote, and any thing I can do I will.

[rockwell-666.livejournal.com]

I would point out that the last vote for Ruler of the Universe was won by Brigade Leader Lethbridge-Stewart through a combination of violence, intimidation and out-and-out vote-rigging.

As such, I strongly recommend you employ him as Campaign Manager! :-)

[mingmerciless.livejournal.com]

You forgot the heavy-handed propaganda :-)

[mingmerciless.livejournal.com]

Oh, and we'd have won even without the er... electoral adjustments and realised this was a possibility after the opening speeches but that really wasn't the point! ;-)

[gair.livejournal.com]

Fantastic!