Thanks (I think...) to
dmwcarol for linking to this tale.
Only read this if you are well away from work, small children, nervous relatives, and are not offended by sex scenes involving giant squid.
If you can manage all that, then you may possibly collapse laughing when you read
this!
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Mwa ha ha haaaa
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Not sure how to react to the revelation that the Giant Squid used to work with schoolgirls... :S