Silly book titles...

[watervole]

for some totally unknown reason (possibly related to having a temperature and feeling shivvery) I was randomly browsing LJ and misread a screen and saw this wonderful book titled:

Conan the Librarian

And I realised that I really, really, wanted to read it.

Anyone care to attempt a brief plot synopsis?

Or other entertaining non-existent books that are crying out to be written?

Comments

[darth-tigger.livejournal.com]

Lord of the Rungs - the adventures of a ladder salesman
The Lion, the Witch and the Warthog
Harry Potter and the Order of the Garter
Jonathan Livingston Beagle
War of the Worms

[watervole.livejournal.com]

All good giggles, though I think 'Harry Potter and the Order of the Garter'is my favourite. Obviously it happened later in the series when the Queen knighted him.

It would seem logical that Her Majesty knows about the wizarding world.