Well I would do one that says:

"You pin-striped barbarians! I'll sue the Council for every penny it's got! I'll have you hung and drawn and quartered until... until you've had enough!

"And then I'll chop you into little bits and jump on them. And I'll keep on jumping on them until I get blisters or I can think of something even more unpleasant to do and..."

But I don't think that would be very legible :-)

(And that was all from memory!)