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Judith Proctor ([personal profile] watervole) wrote2006-05-08 01:56 pm

Evil Masterminds

Have you ever wanted to rule the Universe?

Do you want underlings toiling away in your basement?

Do you yean for minions who obey your every whim?

Do you want to be pampered by naked pleasure slaves?

Or is your idea of universal mastery more sublte?

Would you rule by mind-control? By guile? In black leather (or a cardigan)?

[livejournal.com profile] redemption_con seeks suitable candidates to rule the universe.

Do you have what it takes?

Do you know how to motivate your minions?

Do you know how to produce a poster?

Do you know how to stuff ballot boxes?

Are you trained in bribery and corruption?

Are you The Master, Ming the Merciless, Darth Vader?

Who is your ideal Villain?

Are you a Borg, a Cylon, a Dalek? Can you show that your race should rule?

Enter the "Ruler of the Universe" competition now and get your campaign message in the next Progress Report.