The Tarzan one's hilarious - it's a Far Side cartoon.

The dead soldier's "plant more trees" doesn't work, since leaves don't stop bullets and he obviously just wanted cover to snipe from. He should have been sensible enough to wear the right sort of camo for the battlefield he's on...

The ones with dogs biting Death to distract him *really* need to be on album covers...

Lesley says the homeless tiger's very sad