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Counterfeit money and laundry
I don't know how it got there, but there was a counterfeit £1 coin in my washing machine and it's made a real mess of the laundry. There's horrible marks all over the sheets. I'm hoping they'll brush off once the sheets are dry, if not, I'll have to wash them again.
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ba-dum-tish!
Alternative punchlines:
1) fell off a faux "cash"mere sweater
2) someone decided to pound their laundry clean
3) now that's *really* filthy lucre
4) it was a change for the worse
5) a pound? now if it had been a dollar that would have made cents
6) if there was another 5p in there you could have dried your clothes on a line with a guinea peg (ok, now we're *really* straining for punchlines!)
7) I'm told that it costs more than a pound for a tumble in this part of London!
8) I bet whoever did that is feeling gilty!
9) Probably installed by a plumber ... oh wait, you probably mean how did the *coin* get there!